Like any "meet here first" spot, we spent a good chunk of time here - not that I mind:
But you could see people were aimlessly hopping around after some time:
It did give me time to look around at the amazing outfits people made - this one even came with a pink bike!
Some were darker/cooler while others were more colorful/um...dorkier:
Seem the bike of choice was the Scorcher:
Yup, even the cop had the bike for the job:
Yello rocking the France chute before it was cool:
Ugh, hills!
Definitely the worst part of biking is these things that make you go upwards:
I felt like it made me more antsy for some real biking:
I took my low patience on others like this "Richard Simmons but more 90's" look-alike:
And this guy who looks like he's heavily into Babymetal and manga:
"Hey, you guys want to stop that? It's spreading..."
"PUT DOWN THAT FINGER, COPPER!"This man is having issues:
Or is he playing charades?
Is it a zombie?
Um...a kid that fell asleep in his plate!
Oh, it's-it's-it's a cat on drugs! IT'S A CAT ON DRUGS!
IT'S A PASSED OUT BIKER!
*ding ding ding*Our first real challenge: water.
Most of us played it safe considering the loss included going back to our garage for another bike:
Night fell but luckily we had these little lights:
Buuuut some of us were a little too cocky:
SAVE THE PINK BIKE!
Welp, there it goes...
Gone forever...
Wait, I can still see it...
Oh, she's on!
She's fighting the current! FIGHT THE POWER!
PULL OUT! STAY ON FOR THE FULL 8 SECONDS!
KEEP HER STEADY!
Lovely.
By this point most of us got a France chute as well as getting the bikini out:
My favorite shot:
Don't drink and ride, kids:
The chutes and car was one of my favorite moments and so well done. Props to Subaru for putting a French flag on his car, bringing it out and making us move him around like he's some sort of puppet. Thank you!
Think this looks badass? Wait until you see what we did next...
FLYING FRENCH!
That's a poster right there:
The designated jumpers for the later jumps:
Power walking has commenced...and that's the only shot you get to see because there's no way I'm going to look at 30 clips of us walking up Mount Chiliad:
A nice ride, some good friends and a purpose in mind - what an amazing meet:
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fine.
You found the secret of this post, congrats! You're eligible for a taste of the newest drink on the market; the Fizzy Yum-Yum!
Well, I'll be honest in saying that I don't remember if it was actually called Fizzy Yum-Yum but it's close enough. People seem to enjoy it, too:
This man here agrees:
*just keep drinking, the camera will move over soon...oh God, this taste like ass*And so does this lady:
*SOMETHING WET WITH FUR TOUCHED MY LIPS! SOMETHING WET WITH FUR TOUCHED MY LIPS!*Supermodels drink it!
*I'm going to pass out...the smell is disgusting...*Fitness trainers drink it!
*I'd rather drink the sweat of a baboon's ass than drink this*Movie stars drink this!
*$1,000 just for a sip - I need a new agent!*Whatever this thing is drink this!
*tastes pretty good!*As well as the men and women of the law:
*This is Friday, I can't be assed to take part in a dumb commercial*