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Post by stevedogg51 on Sept 7, 2015 20:57:20 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine
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Post by steven21 on Sept 8, 2015 1:07:01 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing
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Post by Ph04nix on Sept 8, 2015 3:56:32 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name
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Post by stevedogg51 on Sept 8, 2015 5:56:05 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf the grey
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Post by steven21 on Sept 9, 2015 1:27:24 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf the grey wizard, he was very
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Post by Ph04nix on Nov 24, 2015 15:33:05 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy
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Post by stevedogg51 on Nov 24, 2015 20:56:42 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy, nipples which get hard
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Post by DignifiedTick on Nov 24, 2015 23:09:37 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy, nipples which get hard when covered with mayonnaise.
This is gonna take a while to type out chapter 1.
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Post by steven21 on Dec 16, 2015 7:18:38 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy, nipples which get hard when covered with mayonnaise. Gandalf was in a
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Post by Flight03 on Dec 16, 2015 15:09:05 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine, he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy nipples, which get hard when covered with mayonnaise. Gandalf was in a suicide cult called "The
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Post by DignifiedTick on Dec 22, 2015 3:54:03 GMT
Once, in a very cold, rusty meat locker, there was a lantern. Why, you might ask? The story begins in a hotel sauna with an old friend named Suicide Sam the Magnificent, a once-successful magician who used to be the Don Juan of Spamsville; however one may look at it, he wasn't very smart. After years of trying to replicate David Blaine, he found an amazing assistant by the name of Gandalf The Grey wizard; he was very famous for his pointy nipples, which get hard when covered with mayonnaise. Gandalf was in a suicide cult called "The Drunk Russian Bears" which
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